Saturday, June 28, 2014

Are You Ready To See The 'Beautiful You', Courtesy Of Chuck Palahniuk?

No, Chuck Palahniuk will not change career as a fashion entity to advise you to attain the most beautiful you, but instead he continues to become one of the sought of author to release his next book with the title Beautiful You. The book essentially dabbles with gonzo erotica, fusing "hardcore handjob books with romance novels."

Should he be asked to describe the book, it would likely be "Fifty Shades of the Twilight Cave Bear Wears Prada," because that's basically his working title for this book. Should you be so daft, I digest the references: A handful of Fifty Shades of Grey, with a touch of Twilight; drop in a subtle amount of Clan of the Cave Bear and stir it with a dash of The Devil Wears Prada.

Check out the cover of Beautiful You by Chuck Palahniuk.

Beautiful You by Chuck Palahniuk


From the author of Fight Club, the classic portrait of the damaged contemporary male psyche, now comes this novel about the apocalyptic marketing possibilities of female pleasure. Sisters will be doing it for themselves. And doing it. And doing it. And doing it some more . . . Penny Harrigan is a low-level associate in a big Manhattan law firm with an apartment in Queens and no love life at all. So it comes as a great shock when she finds herself invited to dinner by one C. Linus Maxwell, aka "Climax-Well," a software mega-billionaire and lover of the most gorgeous and accomplished women on earth. After dining at Manhattan's most exclusive restaurant, he whisks Penny off to a hotel suite in Paris, where he proceeds, notebook in hand, to bring her to previously undreamed-of heights of orgasmic pleasure for days on end. What's not to like? This: Penny discovers that she is a test subject for the final development of a line of sex toys to be marketed in a nationwide chain of boutiques called Beautiful You. So potent and effective are these devices that women by the millions line up outside the stores on opening day and then lock themselves in their room with them and stop coming out. Except for batteries. Maxwell's plan for erotically enabled world domination must be stopped. But how?

Beautiful You by Chuck Palahniuk will be released to the public on October 21, 2014. And if you can't get enough of him we have another year to wait for his next two books, Make Something Up and Fight Club sequel, which is a graphic novel.